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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Doomed To Die (1940)

Hell o Prisoners

Time for Movie #3, Disc #1 "50 Greatest Horror Films." That remains to be seen.....


Monogram Pictures Corp. presents Boris Karloff 
in
William Nigh's Doomed to Die (1940)

THIS HAS NO BUSINESS BEING ON A DISC SET ENTITLED "50 GREATEST HORROR FILMS"! IT'S NOT A HORROR FILM! IT'S A MYSTERY! AND WHY IS IT THAT HOLLYWOOD MORPHS CAUCASIANS INTO OTHER ETHNICITIES! DON'T ANSWER THAT. I ALREADY KNOW. BUT IT'S SERIOUSLY LAME IF YOU ASK ME, AND IF YOU'RE READING THIS, WELL, YOU DID! SO IF YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THE MYSTERY, DOOMED TO DIE, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GO TO SOME MYSTERY BLOG! I WON'T WASTE MY "HORROR" FANATICS' TIME! WARRANTS ZERO FLAMES ON THE FLAME SCALE, HENCE NO FLAME BELOW. OUR BELOVED BORIS AS MR. WONG! PLEASE MONOGRAM, GIVE ME A FLAMING BREAK! 


So I'm off to Movie #4 Disc #1, The Amazing Transparent Man (1960). 

Until next time....Keep those fires stoked.
Eternally Yours
Warden Stokely

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